Freckle Cheeks

An eatery at Maine decided to create a “Skinny Dip” special, featuring sliced prime rib in a baguette roll, and it is free at The Black Frog Restaurant to anyone who is willing to plunge naked into Moosehead Lake.

The promotion has generated a lot of publicity for the restaurant, but apparently did not violate any of indecent exposure law in Maine. Why you might ask? That is because in order to violate the law, one would have to expose genitals for the purpose of offending or shocking. But in this case the patrons of the restaurant are exposed briefly only to a skinny dipper’s derriere as a participant takes the leap from the end of the restaurant’s dock.

So I guess it is alright to get naked in public, as long as it is to get free food, not to offend or shock anyone. Well, now the homeless people in Maine knows where to get free food. They just need to be very comfortable to get naked of people, and plunge into a freezing cool lake.

An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating them with tiger paws.“You’ve got so many freckles, there’s no place to paint!” A girl in the line said to the little fella. Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head.His grandmother knelt down next to him. “I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted freckles,” she said, while tracing her finger across the child’s cheek. “Freckles are beautiful!”

The boy looked up, “Really?”

“Of course,” said the grandmother. “Why, just name me one thing that’s prettier than freckles.”

The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma’s face, and softly whispered, “Wrinkles.”